Two days until diet begins and I'm beginning to panic.

Mum in law told hubby it'd be easier to say we're just eating healthy instead of diet, to ease our pain.

It's just that word "healthy" I cannot stand. It's never referred to me without "un" in front of it, and only brings negative thoughts to my mind...

Then again, so does diet.

How about "killing ourselves slowly" or "decided to go zen through pain"?