Office Memos I wish I could send

To: All

Subject: Bathroom Warning

Just to warn you, I've had fruit for breakfast, and vegetables for lunch, and in about ten minutes I'm going to make the bathroom so unbelievably stinky that you may want to avoid it for the next hour. Thank you,

Me

To: All

Subject: Apology

I apologize for running up and down the hallway this morning. I'm on a diet that requires I drink every drop of water this building can hold, which makes me pee a lot, without much warning.

Thank you,

Me