Courses I wish were offered in college:

How to be a secretary

How to accept jobs below you.

How to budget for EVERYTHING.

How to convince your family that even though you belong to a different political party than they do, it doesn't mean they have failed as family to teach you correctly.

Filing Bankruptcy 101

Taking on 2 jobs at once 101

Buying clothes at Walmart 400-Senior Seminar

Cooking with two cheap ingredients only 101

Taking criticism from a power hungry menopausal boss 101, 102 and 491

Learning curves at new jobs are a bitch - elective

Feeling successful even though you still live with your parents 101

Avoiding the 2005 class reunion 201

When to replace tires on a car 101

How to smile after every career dream has been crushed 102

How to keep your friends from hurting themselves while laughing at you for saying you want to go to seminary 101

Standing up to power hungry menopausal boss 401

Realizing that your college education has taught you nothing for real life in Dubya's economy 101