A Note From my Dietician:
Here are a few tips to help improve your diet progress-
*Stop eating the M&M's, you're not going to find the colors and win the contest, have you read the rules lately? That contest ended January 28.
*Sugar-Free ice cream DOES have less carbs than regular ice cream. However, the bottle of Magic Shell you put on top does not count as a tablespoon of fruit. Also, three bowls a day doesn't make it a diet anymore.
*The answer is still No. The stinkier the poo does NOT mean the more weight you are losing.
*I appreciate your suggestion of a liquid diet, however your liver may not agree. Stick to water (without the vodka).
*Exercise is more than walking up and down the aisles of the grocery store, especially if you are eating a Snickers bar at the time.
*Last but not least, getting naked does NOT mean you have suddenly lost 5 lbs. Put your clothes back on.
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Sigh... I'll never lose this weight will I?
Here are a few tips to help improve your diet progress-
*Stop eating the M&M's, you're not going to find the colors and win the contest, have you read the rules lately? That contest ended January 28.
*Sugar-Free ice cream DOES have less carbs than regular ice cream. However, the bottle of Magic Shell you put on top does not count as a tablespoon of fruit. Also, three bowls a day doesn't make it a diet anymore.
*The answer is still No. The stinkier the poo does NOT mean the more weight you are losing.
*I appreciate your suggestion of a liquid diet, however your liver may not agree. Stick to water (without the vodka).
*Exercise is more than walking up and down the aisles of the grocery store, especially if you are eating a Snickers bar at the time.
*Last but not least, getting naked does NOT mean you have suddenly lost 5 lbs. Put your clothes back on.
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Sigh... I'll never lose this weight will I?
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